Lovin this new Nicki Minaj video
sleeping-mara replied to your post “I work at a bakery and there’s this guy I’ve seen come in twice now…”
i-I CAAAN’T Unless I happen to grow a spine between now and the next time he comes in……?????? ;;u;; (AND EVEN THEN I’M LIKE.. I don’t wanna make him uncomfortable by saying “HEY YOU LOOK LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH CAN I TAKE YOUR PHOTO”…??? ;;u;; making customers feel awkward is of course a big noooo-no-no)
just photoshop some facial hair on a photo of benedict cumberbatch (bonus points if it’s a photo where he’s smiling ‘cause the guy even has the cumberbatch smile I kid you not) and stick him in a Derek Jeter shirt and you’ll have his exact likeness
follow him somewhere secluded, hit him with a brick then take his picture while he’s passed out.
OH RIGHT.!!! Of course!!!!
i need pictures
LMAOOO I cAN’T I mean what am I supposed to ring up his bread order and then be all 'okay that'll be $5.11 and also can i take your picture'
I work at a bakery and there’s this guy I’ve seen come in twice now who looks exactly like benedict cumberbatch but with a bit of facial hair
BLoSC + text post meme
Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
Lucky. I’m still waiting for mine.
mine got here a bit early ;v;/ he’s so beautiful you’re gonna love him
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
i would really like to know why this happens