if I ever die I want my tombstone to read “that dumb bitch she sure was in love with general grievous”
it wasn't that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the hollywood hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account
More Elden Ring shenanigan art
Godrick the Grafted versus Beth the Pun degenerate
Yesterday I finally decided to continue the main story(I was waaay too immersed in the open world and fixated with making the perfect Berserker Barbarian build that I forgot there was a main story XD)
Ended up going there a bit too prepared, so I was like, ya know what I will play multiple character runs anyway and Im prolly Op for this so I brough in the NPC Nepheli since I already started her questline(Plus I love barbarians, and Ill be damned if i dont wanna see more of those around XD).
Too bad for Nephy that this barbarian “tarnished” is a pun making degenerate that is fairly awkward to boot XD
in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.
Dracula fucking leaping onto the couch and grabbing the nearest book he can get his hairy hands on when Jonathan walks in: why yes, I was relaxing here the whole time while my definitely existant servants handled the clean-up after our meal. I love reading the.... uh, timetables for public transit, I do find them so very riveting
we should reanimate nikola tesla just so that he can personally murder elon musk himself
imagining leaving dark souls style tips in the supermarket. flaming letters on the floor “try roasting cauliflower”
can’t wait to go grocery shopping and some prick wearing a bathrobe bursts out of the cheese aisle n beats the shit out of me with a steel chair
